The UFF Omni-Chat Quote Thread

[Ex-Rumia]

[7:53:26 PM] Rumia Kuro: There is... a fucking cricket... on my wall.
[7:53:33 PM] Rumia Kuro: How in the...
[7:53:40 PM] Zarro Tsukei: ask it about
[7:53:45 PM] Zarro Tsukei: whatever the hell pinnochio was about
[7:54:07 PM] Rumia Kuro: It just hit me with a book.
[7:54:12 PM] Rumia Kuro: brb killing cricket
[7:54:15 PM] Dah Gouache: Or alternatively headbutt it
[7:54:25 PM] Zarro Tsukei: headbutt it with your teeth
[7:54:28 PM] Dah Gouache: ^^^
[7:54:33 PM] Aquamancia: best idea 2014
[7:54:58 PM] Rumia Kuro: What do I look like? A Video game character?
[7:55:03 PM] Aquamancia: yes
[7:55:05 PM] Rumia Kuro: Wait, don't answer that.
[7:55:08 PM] Dah Gouache: too late
[7:55:09 PM] Aquamancia: TOO LATE

[SnipeHeart]

Over Facebook

Nafees: I am currently using a supercomputer

Me: What
Can it solve problems really quickly?

Nafees: yup

Me: Quick
Figure out why you suck so much
=]

Nafees: damn
I just got owned

[Aquamancia]

MrLRG « Fri Oct 31, 2014 11:14 am » I'm in class with a bedsheet on, and on top of that school-related stuff like a sweater, overalls, and hat all with school colors
MrLRG « Fri Oct 31, 2014 11:14 am » I'm the school spirit.

[SnipeHeart]

[7:43:36 PM] flan: these translators keep translating Niflheim as Nippleheim
[7:43:39 PM] flan: it is the worst thing
[7:46:53 PM] Spriter: [7:43 PM] flan:

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[7:47:08 PM] flan: I
[7:47:09 PM] flan: KNOW
[7:47:22 PM] John S.: [7:46 PM] Spriter:

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[7:47:28 PM] flan: I KNOOOOOOOOOOOW
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[7:48:59 PM] John S.: We broke it, I think
[7:49:00 PM] Spriter: do you know yet flan
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[7:49:16 PM] John S.: No I didn't
[7:49:18 PM] Spriter: erm, senpai*
[7:49:27 PM] flan: gdi spritcher
[7:49:28 PM] flan: and snitcher
[7:49:30 PM] flan: be quiet
[7:49:35 PM] John S.: Senpai noticed us
[7:49:37 PM] John S.:

[ShadowHunter]

[9:57:35 AM] faget:
[9:57:41 AM] faget: I was gonna show you something cool
[9:57:43 AM] faget: but s'ok
[9:58:03 AM] Firefox11: Is it a thing?
[9:58:04 AM] David: is it a beetle in a matchbox
[9:58:11 AM] faget: its the thing i showed fox
[9:58:13 AM] Firefox11: But your thing isn't as cool as CS' thing
[9:58:14 AM | Edited 9:58:18 AM] Firefox11: =<
[9:58:19 AM] faget: cs doesnt even have a thing
[9:58:22 AM] Firefox11: He does
[9:58:26 AM] Firefox11: I saw CS' thing =x
[9:58:43 AM] faget: nah
[9:58:45 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: it's probably the best imaginable thing
[9:58:46 AM] faget: he said it doesnt exist
[9:58:47 AM] Firefox11: inb4QuoteThread
[9:58:54 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: it exists
[9:58:55 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: i lied
[9:59:00 AM] Firefox11: It exists
[9:59:01 AM] Firefox11: He lied
[9:59:04 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: ^
[9:59:08 AM] Firefox11: ^
[9:59:11 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: ^
[9:59:13 AM] Firefox11: ^
[9:59:16 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: ^
[9:59:18 AM] Firefox11: ^
[9:59:19 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: v
[9:59:23 AM] Firefox11: v
[9:59:26 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: faget is a nerd
[9:59:29 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: see FF agrees
[9:59:31 AM] Firefox11: faget is a nerd
[9:59:34 AM] faget: cs
[9:59:35 AM] Firefox11: see CS agrees
[9:59:36 AM] faget: prove it
[9:59:37 AM] faget: send pics
[9:59:41 AM] Firefox11: You want
[9:59:43 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: no need to prove
[9:59:44 AM] Firefox11: gasp
[9:59:46 AM] faget: is
[9:59:49 AM | Edited 9:59:51 AM] Firefox11: Pics of CS' thing?
[9:59:52 AM] faget: doesn't exist until proven
[10:00:01 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: [9:59 AM] Firefox11:

<<< Pics of CS' thing?
[10:00:07 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: wow are you like 5
[10:00:09 AM] Firefox11: Anyways gonna go play Eldritch Horror
[10:00:11 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: calling my dick a thing
[10:00:14 AM] Firefox11: Have fun y'all c=

[ShadowHunter]

Aquamancia « Dec 29 Mon, 2014 12:25 am » I have been bamboozled!
DrThunderous « Dec 29 Mon, 2014 12:21 am » mwahaha
Aquamancia « Dec 29 Mon, 2014 12:15 am » and thus my previous statement is rendered moot |=)
Aquamancia « Dec 29 Mon, 2014 12:13 am » lol
DrThunderous « Dec 29 Mon, 2014 12:12 am » jk jk
DrThunderous « Dec 29 Mon, 2014 12:12 am » omg its so small like your weiner : )
Aquamancia « Dec 29 Mon, 2014 12:05 am » unless I managed to miss something in the skype convo
Aquamancia « Dec 28 Sun, 2014 11:46 pm » but nobody's said anything on here
faget « Dec 28 Sun, 2014 11:25 pm » can people stop saying my design is small when it takes up a third of the screen thanks

random quote

[ShadowHunter]

[2:59:33 PM] Firefox11: ?
[3:00:09 PM] Spriter: ??
[3:00:23 PM] Aquamancia: ???
[3:00:29 PM] Spriter: ????
[3:02:50 PM] Deer Boi glyceraldehyde-cis: ?????
[3:03:09 PM] Aquamancia: ??????
[3:03:22 PM] Spriter: C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
[3:03:25 PM] Aquamancia:

[SnipeHeart]

(On the topic of the correct texture for mashed potatoes)

[5:52:00 PM] flan: it's so small that you only vaguely notice it and it leaves a disgusting taste in your mouth
[5:52:13 PM] The Infamous Hat Thief: eyy it's like your penis

[CoreShooter]

(On the topic of the correct texture for mashed potatoes)

[5:52:00 PM] flan: it's so small that you only vaguely notice it and it leaves a disgusting taste in your mouth
[5:52:13 PM] The Infamous Hat Thief: eyy it's like your penis

I came on here to post this

[Aquamancia]

[6:00:04 PM] CoreShooter: [6:59:42 AM] Aquamancia: mashed potato master race
[6:00:06 PM] CoreShooter: ubermash