The Never-Ending Story 3 : YOU WILL (NOT) SURVIVE

[TheMMM]

The cat refuses to kneel, and is promptly fried by a bolt of lightning in front of a group of cat lovers.

[Garoslaw]

The cat lovers caress the singed, mangled body of the cat.

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

After mourning the cat, the cat lovers, angry at god, unleash the power of atheism!

[mmxpert]

[Garoslaw]

(Ey, posting images doesn't count!)

However the god cannot abide to the situation and smites them by... tickling.

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The cat-lovers-turned-atheists fell quickly to the smite, but as the tickling went by...

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

...Satan suddenly appeared and set everyone on fire!

[mmxpert]

And then everyone died. Satan and God had an argument, and both sides were tied.

The world was remade with people having butts as heads and vice versa as result.

[Garoslaw]

The scientists proceeded to become stupid and switch their butts, that were heads, for heads, that were butts.

[mmxpert]

This had a devastating effect on sexuality, as people found headbutts more attractive, therefore the masses kept getting surgery to fit in, a few thousand years later, humanity looked like what it does now.