The Never-Ending Story 3 : YOU WILL (NOT) SURVIVE

[mmxpert]

And then he woke up and got greeted by his fellow inmates, in his anus, that is.

[dracmeister]

this calls for awkward reply
Realizing his situation he grimaced and screamed in pain. As his fellow inmates unfathomably beat on his butthole.

[TheMMM]

The worst part though, was that a large group of security guards had gathered outside the cell and were laughing at his pain.

[Garoslaw]

He then woke up from his nightmare, noticing that his favorite episode passed on.

[mmxpert]

Luckily he has an internet, he then promptly uses the internet to find porn to download while playing games, so he can complain about lag.

[Evil_Nazgul0616]

Suddenly, his computer overheats and explodes.

[TheMMM]

The man suffers 3rd degree burns and has to go to the hospital.

[mmxpert]

He stops playings Sims 3 and promptly masturbates over his favorite porn: toaster on blender action.

[AndrewofDoom]

Suddenly, the cops break into his hospital room and arrest the man for possession of illegal toaster porn.

[mmxpert]

But then they glance at the screen, which proves to be a great mistake as they get absorbed into the porn, and decide to watch it along with the guy instead of arresting him.