How the hell did we go so long without the ultimate rpg enemy
"A common threat, lurking in forests and plains alike."
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"Viscious predator that roams dark caves in search of prey to engulf whole and dissolve. All manner of undigested items are still on clear display within it."
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"This sticky bastard has been the surprise of their life for many careless adventurers."
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"An ordinary slime, encased within the armor of a very unfortunate knight."
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"Small creatures with some very long faces and penchant for trickery."
"This mushroom has outgrown it's more primitive brethen and has taken it upon itself to guard the fungal colonies commonly found in forest thickets."
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"Similar in development, this mushroom's curiosity poked wake it's thirst of magic studies."
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"Hulking machine built by reclusive fungal engineers to fend off goblin loggers. Sort of like fighting fire with fire."
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"This seems to be a small walking mushroom that has somehow affixed a floating eye in front of itself. It appears to worship some sort of old and terrible god of fungi or something."
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"Some wandering mushrooms leave the forests to go and see the world. This particular fella looks very lone and mysterious. There's only enough place feh' one of you in this town here."