UFF

This is a forum game with no set rules, simply use commands of any nature to proceed with it.
The gimmick of this game is that it will look like a platformer, the first area as seen below is dull and noobish, but the game gets serious after the name and profession of the character are assigned. So the actual look of it will be revealed and/or vary according to in-game areas.

The number of players is infinite.
Game mechanics are revealed along the way and greatly influenced by players.




Q: why is the first image so nooby and plain, people won't start?

A: I want people who intent to participate to do it now, not before the stuff gets flashy. The reason needn't be "I'm joining because this looks neat".

Current objectices:
-Assign traits
-Go through first door
-Troll by criticizing and/or requesting bogus actions.

>Don't use an idiotic font, and use proper images.

The font part is fine, but try reading about the images.

(Can there be multiple characters? If so, this is my action, if not, ignore it.)

>reboot
rebooting....
....
reboot successfull
>nameassign X-Factor
>classassign slayer
>actionassign enter door

Confirmation
Name: X-Lordde
Class: Slayer of the fickle. This class specializes in inspiring fear in the enemy and brute force.




You find yourself in absolute darkness. There are scrawlings in an unknown language and unintelligible letters written in blood on the floor.
The way behind you is barred, you see a torch on the ground which is being held up by something, it is barely lit.
You notice you have something in your pockets.

Future notice: this is not a horror-themed or mystery-themed setting, it is merely the start.

You smite your dagger, no harm due to armor.
You smite your oil flask, there is now a crack on it.
You smite your water flask, nothing happens.
You smite your?? odd runed stone, your hand refuses to smite it.