UFF

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 8:21 pm**

And den Dabir got pis't and broke something in an outrage.

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:15 pm**

But back to the man.
A man was shot by a sniper from halfway 'round the world.

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:00 pm**

while Dabir laughed at the sniper for using aimbots.

Posted: **Tue Dec 18, 2012 3:26 pm**

And then the sniper was shot by the sniper.

Posted: **Tue Dec 18, 2012 5:04 pm**

Alex reloaded the rifle.

Posted: **Tue Dec 18, 2012 5:37 pm**

"Don't get ahead of yourself," Alex muttered, aiming into the distance for another target.

Posted: **Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:17 pm**

But sadly he was holding the sniper rifle backwards and shot through his forehead.

Posted: **Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:08 pm**

Then Alex awoke from his short reverie. There was no way he'd manage to pull the trigger from there. He shook away the daydream and kept scanning.

Posted: **Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:35 pm**

and the sun shined brightly as its rays melted the pigeon excrement.

Posted: **Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:22 pm**

As Alex opened his mouth to complain, a second pigeon defecated squarely into his mouth.

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