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Hi, and welcome to the UFF.

Hi, welcome to the party.

Hi, I'm Aquamancia, the resident boss slayer.

Welcome to the forums.

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Hello. Wipe your umbrella on the welcome mat and leave your feet at the door.

Welcome to one of the most insane forums on the web my good sir, oh but don't let the crazies scare you away, they're quite harmless... most of the time. Enjoy your stay.

~Rumia

PS: I'm a crazy~

Hi and welcome to the UFF
                     
              
              
              
                     

Welcome to the forums.
Please enjoy your stay.

*Eyes the newcomer suspiciously*

I may have gotten quite paranoid as of lately, but you do seem... fine.

Proceed in... ignore that shotgun behind you, it's reserved for... nasty-wasties.

And you aren't a nasty-wasty, are you!?

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

I'm wondering why no one said to leave your sanity at the door.
I'll warn you now: There is extreme hugging and headshots.
Otherwise, welcome. Leave the sanity at the door, you won't need it n͏̨̕҉̕ơ̶̷̵ ҉m̡͘͟o̵̡͝͠ŗ̨͟͡ȩ͟