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Posted: **Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:07 am**

The porn then became about Teletubbies and the pink goo.

Posted: **Fri Jul 12, 2013 1:50 pm**

North Korea declares peace because americans are too weird.

Posted: **Fri Jul 12, 2013 3:05 pm**

Suddenly, an Eldritch Abomination erupts from the ground and begins to wreak havoc with evil laser breath.

Posted: **Fri Jul 12, 2013 5:24 pm**

The Eldritch Abomination proceeds to blow up the universe with a single attack.

Posted: **Fri Jul 12, 2013 8:05 pm**

And then everyone became dinosaurs.

Posted: **Fri Jul 12, 2013 8:52 pm**

and then the dinosaurs exploded, god chuckled and exploded, and the devil thought he won but exploded, the universe reformatted itself.

Posted: **Sat Jul 13, 2013 1:02 pm**

And the reformatted universe was unstable, so unstable that it quickly unweaved itself and erupted FANSERVICE

Posted: **Sat Jul 13, 2013 8:34 pm**

And then, suddenly, space bees came out of the eruption.

Posted: **Sat Jul 13, 2013 10:53 pm**

Somewhere, Longhena was laughing like a madman.

Posted: **Wed Jul 17, 2013 9:45 pm**

He was laughing because he was the one that created the elderitch abomination, and his plan was finally complete.

The Never-Ending Story 3 : YOU WILL (NOT) SURVIVE