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And then he woke up and got greeted by his fellow inmates, in his anus, that is.

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Realizing his situation he grimaced and screamed in pain. As his fellow inmates unfathomably beat on his butthole.

The worst part though, was that a large group of security guards had gathered outside the cell and were laughing at his pain.

He then woke up from his nightmare, noticing that his favorite episode passed on.

Luckily he has an internet, he then promptly uses the internet to find porn to download while playing games, so he can complain about lag.

Suddenly, his computer overheats and explodes.

The man suffers 3rd degree burns and has to go to the hospital.

He stops playings Sims 3 and promptly masturbates over his favorite porn: toaster on blender action.

Suddenly, the cops break into his hospital room and arrest the man for possession of illegal toaster porn.

But then they glance at the screen, which proves to be a great mistake as they get absorbed into the porn, and decide to watch it along with the guy instead of arresting him.