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Re: Kill it

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 9:38 am
by [][][][]
Normally I'd attempt to destroy this using basic LOGIC, but... that won't be fun.

Next step in IPNM... IPSM [Inter-Planetary Separation Missile].

The IPSM can separate into 24 IPNMs, 8 for each stage.

The main body itself is also packed with nuclear potential that will detonate upon impact.

Re: Kill it

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 11:07 am
by ShadowSpectre
SnipeHeart wrote:
GradiusuiraD wrote: SS, since when is science involved?
-SS GETS PENALTY IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE-
Now this is just stupid. Here's a list of questions / recommendations / complaints for you:

1.) Do you have any idea how dense titanium really is?

2.) Do you know what Osmium Tetroxide is?

3.) You do realize you're penalizing someone for knowing more, right?

4.) Why the heck is there a HP bar for the tank if, in its abilities, it says "Invincibility"? (Which is just another stupid thing in itself.)

5.) The FIRST Atomic Bomb demolished unleashed a force of ~20,000 tonnes of TNT, enlighten me on how a piece of titanium with a gun on it survive that. A MODERN DAY nuclear device has the capability of unleashing ~1.1 million tonnes of TNT, force-wise.

6.) How can killing the drivers of the tank do a negligible amount of damage? You gave an amount, so you implied that Lord Badass of Win succeeded in doing so.

7.) The Schwerer Gustav could fire 7 tonne shells 65 Kilometers away, explain how anything made out of titanium could survive the force of this shell. (And this was all prior to WWII, imagine a modern day equivalent.)

8.) Do you know how fast and how much force an asteroid could have? No? I'll give you a few hints: One wiped out those giant lizard things we like to call dinosaurs, another created the moon, and once could potentially wipe out life on Earth again.

That said...
I destroy the tank via logic and very, VERY basic knowledge.
this is beautiful. I couldn't have done better if I was awake.

disassemble the tank and remove the rocket engines.

Re: Kill it

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 12:25 pm
by [][][][]
Okay... This is getting out of hand.

Launch the ISNMC [Inter-System Nuclear Missile Cluster].

That thing is the big brother of the IPSM, and is able to separate into 8 IPSMs, which then separate into 24 IPNMs each.

24 x 8 = 192 IPNMs. And that's not counting the payload of the IPSMs themselves, and the payload of the ISNMC itself as well.

Re: Kill it

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 1:57 pm
by SnipeHeart
Nuclear Missiles aren't heat seekers, that's typically for Anti-Air, and also, there's the fun little fact that nuclear missiles hit the area around them.

Empty a vial of strange matter onto the tank and let it turn into goo.

Re: Kill it

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 2:23 pm
by [][][][]
Hmph.

IFF-equipped ISNMC.

Identify Space Tank.

Fire.

Re: Kill it

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 2:25 pm
by SnipeHeart
Well, you see, I make this tipping motion with my hand. It's kind of off to one side or another... I don't really know how to elaborate more than that...

Err...

Get a cup of water and lean it on one side of a desk, that should provide a good example.

Also note how you're asking me to elaborate, even when someone can shoot the tank with a shotgun when it's in space getting pummeled with asteroids and that's perfectly fine, but no worries, I've never had much of a problem being an overly specific smartass, anyways.

Re: Kill it

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 2:57 pm
by SnipeHeart
GradiusuiraD wrote:because i don't like your name and have something against you
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Re: Kill it

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 3:11 pm
by [][][][]
Silence wrote:Okay... This is getting out of hand.

Launch the ISNMC [Inter-System Nuclear Missile Cluster].

That thing is the big brother of the IPSM, and is able to separate into 8 IPSMs, which then separate into 24 IPNMs each.

24 x 8 = 192 IPNMs. And that's not counting the payload of the IPSMs themselves, and the payload of the ISNMC itself as well.
That. With IFF. Aimed at the Space Tank.

Now. Will the tank just DIE?

Re: Kill it

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 3:22 pm
by Dabir
Load a neutron bomb into a giant super-accurate railgun, and fire it at the tank.

Re: Kill it

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 3:59 pm
by ShadowSpectre
Now that the engines are gone, gently nudge the tank in the direction of the nearest star.