UFF

Whunk!
*revealed to be S| |_ E |\| { E , a robot clone*

Wrong target!

I hurl several smilies at the next poster.

*has nanofield*

HA!

Fire the Phantom Hammer at the next poster's location.

I laugh at you as you are disintegrated by the entirely non-physical weapon known as the Phantom Hammer.

Because, if memory serves, that's a giant fucking laser. More or less.

I throw the previous posters' mistake at the next poster.

Hmmm.
You didn't say what you were throwing at the next poster.
Implying you were throwing NOTHING at the next poster.
But what IS Nothing?
I would sit here and work philosophically on this question, but I am going to throw a bunch of OCs at the next poster.

*Hacks Said Kamui and sends it after GradiusuiraD*

I fire several rockets at the next poster.

It missed
I throw next poster at next poster's next poster

I eat the paradoxymoron, because I am weirdly obssessed with paradoxes.
I throw the physical representation of a time paradox at the next poster.

It missed(goddamn high evasion rate, problem?)
I throw GradiusuiraD at next poster, especially if the next poster is GradiusuiraD

I fuse R-Type with him in mid-air, then send the shmup fusion at the next poster.

Problem?

TROLLFAEC

Transform said turtle into Gamura, then send it to the next poster.