UFF

flan: goddamn
flan: theres this novel
flan: that is really good
flan: and i really want to read
flan: but i just cant
flan: i just cant get into it
flan: because the main place
flan: is called
special troll tree smithing tech: So sad.
flan: like
flan: Shrek Academy
special troll tree smithing tech: So sPFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
flan: or some shit
special troll tree smithing tech: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
flan: I KNOW
special troll tree smithing tech: You should
special troll tree smithing tech: git it
special troll tree smithing tech: checked
special troll tree smithing tech: before u get
flan: omfg no
flan: dont u dare
special troll tree smithing tech: shrekt
flan: NOOOOOOOOOO

[12:21:02 AM] flan: aqua
[12:22:03 AM] flan: you there?
[12:24:40 AM] Aquamancia: maybe
[12:25:57 AM] flan: if $50 landed in crap would you grab it
[12:26:39 AM] Aquamancia: first i'd get a glove
[12:26:43 AM] Aquamancia: then take the $50
[12:26:45 AM] Aquamancia: :>
[12:26:49 AM] flan: ok
[12:26:54 AM] flan: but if $25 landed in crap would you grab it
[12:27:04 AM] Aquamancia: first i'd get a glove
[12:27:08 AM] Aquamancia: then take the $25
[12:27:09 AM] Aquamancia: :>
[12:27:13 AM] flan: ok
[12:27:13 AM] flan: but
[12:27:17 AM] flan: if $12.50 landed in crap would you grab it
[12:27:21 AM] Aquamancia: see above
[12:27:23 AM] flan: ok
[12:27:24 AM] flan: but
[12:27:29 AM] flan: if I landed in crap would you grab me
[12:27:31 AM] Aquamancia: no
[12:27:34 AM] flan:
[12:27:37 AM] Aquamancia: :>

[23:19:04] Dabir: Mitä vitun vittua sinä sanoit minusta senkin pikku nyhverö? Ihan tiedoksesi valmistuin luokkani parhaana Navy Sealseista, olen ollut mukana lukuisissa salaisissa iskuissa Al-Quadeaa vastaan, ja minulla on yli 300 varmistettua tappoa. Olen saanut koulutuksen gorillasodankäynnissä ja olen paras tarkk'ampuja koko Yhdysvaltain armeijassa. Sinä et ole minulle mitään muuta kuin pelkkä kohde. Sano minun sanoneen, minä hävitän sinut vittuun tarkkuudella millaista ei ole tässä maailmassa ennen nähty. Luuletko muka että voit vapaasti puhua tuollaista paskaa minulle internetin välityksellä? Mietipä uudemman kerran, kusipää. Tälläkin hetkellä olen ottamassa yhteyttä salaiseen vakoojaverkostooni ympäri USA:ta ja sinun IP:täsi jäljitetään paraikaa joten paras valmistautua myrskyyn, mato. Myrskyyn joka hävittää sen säälittävän pienen asian mitä sinä kutsut elämäksesi. Sinä olet vittu kuollut, kakru. Voin olla missä tahansa, mihin aikaan tahansa, ja voin tappaa sinut yli seitsemälläsadalla eri tavalla vaikken käyttäisi kuin paljaita käsiäni. Sen lisäksi että olen käynyt pitkän lähitaistelukoulutuksen, minulla on käytössäni Yhdysvaltain merijalkaväen koko arsenaali ja tulen käyttämään sen täyttä vahvuutta hävittääkseni sinun surkean perseesi tämän mantereen pinnalta, senkin pikku paska. Jos vain olisitkin tiennyt millaisen epäpyhän koston sinun pikku nokkeluutesi päällesi tulisi langettamaan, ehkä olisit pysynyt vittu hiljaa. Mutta et tiennyt, etkä pysynyt, ja nyt maksat siitä kovan hinnan senkin perkeleen idiootti. Minä tulen paskomaan vihaa kaikkialle päällesi, ja sinä tulet siihen hukkumaan. Olet vitun kuollut, pentu.
[23:20:21] TL Note: keikaku means flan: ?
[23:20:37] Dabir: ok what if I were to say
[23:20:42] Dabir: that the first four words are
[23:20:45] Dabir: "what the fuck did"
[23:20:55] TL Note: keikaku means flan: oh
[23:20:55] TL Note: keikaku means flan: lol
[23:20:56] Dabir: now do you know what it is
[23:20:58] Dabir: he knows
[23:21:02] TL Note: keikaku means flan: you're not funny
[23:21:10] TL Note: keikaku means flan: that's not funny
[23:21:13] Dabir: and now this meme
[23:21:15] Dabir: is finnished
[23:21:21] TL Note: keikaku means flan: ....

[03:13:17] Ultima: Ah, my euphoria levels have been restored, thanks to Beefaroni.
[03:16:26] FUCKING MARCUS: >euphoria levels
[03:16:37] FUCKING MARCUS: oh my god
[03:16:37] Aquamancia: FEDORA ALERT

[03:56:45] FUCKING MARCUS: guess we're waiting on ss/sk then
[04:10:05] ShadowSpectre: good night
[04:10:18] FUCKING MARCUS: lol
[04:10:30] FUCKING MARCUS: you are such a troll
[04:10:32] FUCKING MARCUS: omg

flan wrote:[20:48:17] Aquamancia: i would sleep on it with meta because he is my sugoi waifu desu~~~

this is the "it", for those wondering

[6/1/2015 11:14:51 PM] Dabir: https://40.media.tumblr.com/8cf79c57284 ... o1_500.png
[6/1/2015 11:15:28 PM] Aquamancia: old
[6/1/2015 11:28:02 PM] Dabir: you're old
[6/1/2015 11:53:42 PM] ShadowSpectre: aren't we all
[6/1/2015 11:57:17 PM] 4box: Depends
[6/1/2015 11:57:42 PM] 4box: How old is 'old enough'?
[6/1/2015 11:57:44 PM] Dabir: flan's not
[6/1/2015 11:57:45 PM] Dabir: flan's 6
[6/1/2015 11:58:18 PM] 4box: what
[6/1/2015 11:58:24 PM] 4box: no he's not
[12:00:01 AM] ShadowSpectre: you're right
[12:00:04 AM] ShadowSpectre: he's almost seven

[16:09:27] Firefox11: SS owo
[16:09:38] ShadowSpectre: whatup bruv
[16:09:46] Firefox11: Will you go out with me if I put smiley faces on things ;w;
[16:09:56] ShadowSpectre: I'd go out with you even if you didn't <3
[16:09:57] Firefox11: Seems it might work (´･ω･`)
[16:10:02] Firefox11: D'aww
[16:10:07] Firefox11: It works ;v;
[16:10:21] John S.: SS you're cheating on me with Fox
[16:10:23] John S.: Screw you too m8
[16:10:31] ShadowSpectre: no you're cheating on flan with me
[16:10:37] ShadowSpectre: and yes, you do
[16:10:40] ShadowSpectre: everyone does
[16:10:46] John S.: But that's Flan
[16:10:53] John S.: EVERYONE'S tapped it
[16:11:06] ShadowSpectre: don't you mean everyone's tried that puddin'
[16:11:13] FUCKING MARCUS: omfg

[21:31:44] FUCKING MARCUS: what even is GPE
[21:40:11] Firefox11: Globally Pretentious Enemy
[21:40:38] FUCKING MARCUS: no i mean
[21:40:44] FUCKING MARCUS: i know it's gravitational potential energy
[21:40:47] FUCKING MARCUS: BUT WHAT IS THAT
[21:40:58] FUCKING MARCUS: LIKE OK
[21:41:02] FUCKING MARCUS: WHEN YOU FALL DUE TO GRAVITY
[21:41:05] FUCKING MARCUS: SHIT HAPPENS
[21:41:06] FUCKING MARCUS: AND STUFF
[21:41:07] FUCKING MARCUS: BUT
[21:41:08] FUCKING MARCUS: ???
[21:41:14] FUCKING MARCUS: WHY DONT YOU LIKE
[21:41:18] FUCKING MARCUS: EXPLAIN HOW THAT WORKS
[21:41:31] FUCKING MARCUS: arghghgh
[21:41:35] FUCKING MARCUS: physics annoys me
[21:41:46] FUCKING MARCUS: i shouldve taken englit instead
[21:41:48] Spriter: lmao
[21:41:55] FUCKING MARCUS: i shouldve just
[21:41:57] FUCKING MARCUS: taken englit
[21:41:59] FUCKING MARCUS: englang
[21:42:02] FUCKING MARCUS: and german
[21:42:04] FUCKING MARCUS: fucking
[21:42:07] FUCKING MARCUS: maths and physics
[21:42:09] FUCKING MARCUS: fuck that
[21:42:23] FUCKING MARCUS: i'll become an author who makes less than minimum wage
[21:42:32] FUCKING MARCUS: fuck y'all
[21:42:33] FUCKING MARCUS:
[21:44:20] Dabir: you will never finish anything
[21:44:26] Dabir: you'll die penniless and alone and you'll have deserved it
[21:44:48] Dabir: sorry just talking to myself there
[21:54:41] ShadowSpectre: physicists are notoriously bad at explaining thingsbut I'm a molecular physicist yo
[21:55:52] ShadowSpectre: what even is GPEGPE is the sum total of energy gravity would need to exert to move an object to the centre of gravitational pull
[21:56:29] ShadowSpectre: but it has no like
[21:56:38] ShadowSpectre: "stop" point because gravity is a 3D thing
[21:56:45] ShadowSpectre: so when you get to the centre of gravity
[21:56:49] ShadowSpectre: great
[21:56:51] ShadowSpectre: you're there
[21:56:57] ShadowSpectre: but you have all this energy as kinetic energy
[21:57:06] ShadowSpectre: and you just keep going past that centre
[21:57:21] ShadowSpectre: and then gravity's like whoa there buddy you better slow down and come home right now young lady
[21:57:46] ShadowSpectre: think of it as the tension in a spring when you pull it
[21:57:53] ShadowSpectre: except invisible
[21:58:02] ShadowSpectre: and the spring is massless
[21:58:11] ShadowSpectre: and infinitely large
[21:58:51] ShadowSpectre: there u go
[21:59:25] ShadowSpectre: do you guys know of any music albums I should really get
[22:01:01] FUCKING MARCUS: why do you have that energy as kinetic energy though
[22:01:13] ShadowSpectre: how else are you going to move the thing
[22:01:16] FUCKING MARCUS: why is there sound energy
[22:01:20] FUCKING MARCUS: why is there not existing energy
[22:01:25] THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMY HOUSE PARTY: kinetic energy is for nubs
[22:01:25] ShadowSpectre: sound energy is just weird kinetic energy
[22:01:35] ShadowSpectre: what do you mean not existing energy
[22:01:40] FUCKING MARCUS: as in
[22:01:40] ShadowSpectre: energy for not existing?
[22:01:43] FUCKING MARCUS: why is there not
[22:01:45] FUCKING MARCUS: existing energy
[22:01:49] FUCKING MARCUS: energy for existing
[22:01:49] THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMY HOUSE PARTY: ?
[22:01:52] ShadowSpectre: there is
[22:01:58] ShadowSpectre: it's called zero point energy
[22:01:58] THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMY HOUSE PARTY: it just isn't called that
[22:02:03] THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMY HOUSE PARTY: that
[22:02:18] FUCKING MARCUS: what about not existing energy then
[22:02:28] FUCKING MARCUS: why are energy and mass different
[22:02:41] ShadowSpectre: energy is related to mass by E= mc^2
[22:02:49] ShadowSpectre: that was why it was such a big thing
[22:02:51] FUCKING MARCUS: im aware
[22:02:53] THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMY HOUSE PARTY: [21:57] ShadowSpectre:

<<< and then gravity's like whoa there buddy you better slow down and come home right now young ladylol
[22:02:54] FUCKING MARCUS: hence
[22:02:56] ShadowSpectre: nobody could figure it out before that
[22:02:57] FUCKING MARCUS: why are they different
[22:03:00] ShadowSpectre: they're not
[22:03:03] ShadowSpectre: not any more
[22:03:06] FUCKING MARCUS: why dont we just call it
[22:03:07] THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMY HOUSE PARTY: think of it like swirling on the edge of a toilet
[22:03:09] THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMY HOUSE PARTY: aka my life
[22:03:09] FUCKING MARCUS: Emassagy
[22:03:20] ShadowSpectre: because physicists don't understand sexy massages
[22:03:25] ShadowSpectre: and the joke would be lost on them
[22:03:41] THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMY HOUSE PARTY: physicists have never felt hte touch of human love
[22:03:43] FUCKING MARCUS: why dont we just
[22:03:45] ShadowSpectre: anyway yeah mass and energy are exactly the same thing
[22:03:47] FUCKING MARCUS: make stuff not exist
[22:03:48] THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMY HOUSE PARTY: unlike engineers
[22:03:50] ShadowSpectre: energy is just like
[22:03:51] FUCKING MARCUS: to move at the speed of light
[22:03:54] THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMY HOUSE PARTY: they get all of the mad pussy
[22:03:56] FUCKING MARCUS: like
[22:04:00] ShadowSpectre: not-yet-collapsed mass
[22:04:07] ShadowSpectre: also what
[22:04:09] THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMY HOUSE PARTY: the speed of light is just a social construct
[22:04:09] ShadowSpectre: what are you talking about
[22:04:10] FUCKING MARCUS: dew
[22:04:12] THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMY HOUSE PARTY: like gender
[22:04:12] FUCKING MARCUS: wejfewp
[22:04:13] ShadowSpectre: that's a nonquestion
[22:04:16] FUCKING MARCUS: it doesnt make sense
[22:04:29] ShadowSpectre: voice chat now
[22:04:30 | Edited 22:04:43] FUCKING MARCUS: why is the speed of light the 'limit'
[22:04:35] FUCKING MARCUS: no
[22:04:36] THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMY HOUSE PARTY: lol
[22:04:37] ShadowSpectre: it isn't
[22:04:37] FUCKING MARCUS: reading
[22:04:50] FUCKING MARCUS: why cant we move faster than the speed of light then
[22:05:00] THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMY HOUSE PARTY: i feel general relativity is a topic too big for this skype chat
[22:05:00] FUCKING MARCUS: how can black holes stop light from escaping
[22:05:20] FUCKING MARCUS: why is energy related to mass by the speed of light
[22:05:21] FUCKING MARCUS: and not
[22:05:21] FUCKING MARCUS: say
[22:05:23] FUCKING MARCUS: the speed of sound
[22:05:30] THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMY HOUSE PARTY: the speed of sound is super slow
[22:05:32] FUCKING MARCUS: what if we're a bat
[22:05:37] FUCKING MARCUS: and we don't see things by light
[22:05:39] THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMY HOUSE PARTY: and it's just moving matter
[22:05:40] THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMY HOUSE PARTY: that's it
[22:05:40] Dabir: the speed of light isn't a hard limit, it's just that anything with mass would need energy to go fast but the energy would add mass
[22:05:41] FUCKING MARCUS: im aware
[22:05:43] Spriter: ...
[22:05:43] Spriter: flan
[22:05:44] ShadowSpectre: we can't atm because in a local frame, essentially it's the fastest that we can detect and we have no reason to assume it's anything different
[22:05:44] THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMY HOUSE PARTY: sound is just matter that's moving
[22:05:45] Spriter: you're an idiot
[22:05:46] Spriter: bats do see
[22:05:49] Dabir: so then it would need more energy and rip
[22:05:50] THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMY HOUSE PARTY: it's p boring
[22:05:54] Spriter: they just use echolocation to see better
[22:06:00] ShadowSpectre: except we now have evidence that over huge areas, you can overcome the speed of light
[22:06:00] FUCKING MARCUS: what if there's superlight
[22:06:04] ShadowSpectre: but in a technical way
[22:06:06] ShadowSpectre: like
[22:06:13] ShadowSpectre: where you take shortcuts through space instead
[22:06:15] Spriter: because holy shit what do you know bats are nocturnal
[22:06:23] THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMY HOUSE PARTY: i cum faster than light
[22:06:26] FUCKING MARCUS: isnt that just wormholes
[22:06:29] ShadowSpectre: not quite
[22:06:29] FUCKING MARCUS: @ss
[22:06:32] Dabir: what's up with that nasa ion engine thing
[22:06:35] FUCKING MARCUS: folding space and shit
[22:06:41] Spriter: Alo
[22:06:43] Dabir: is that a warp drive yet
[22:06:45] Spriter: Also*
[22:06:47] THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMY HOUSE PARTY: no
[22:06:47] ShadowSpectre: basically space is stretchy, too
[22:06:50] Spriter: serious conversation in the uff chat
[22:06:50] ShadowSpectre: also yes @Dabir
[22:06:53] Spriter: what the fuck
[22:06:57] THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMY HOUSE PARTY: warp drives are sifi @ dabir
[22:06:57] ShadowSpectre: they found evidence of it
[22:07:00] THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMY HOUSE PARTY: sifi isn't real
[22:07:02] THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMY HOUSE PARTY: duh
[22:07:02] ShadowSpectre: nope@mint
[22:07:11] THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMY HOUSE PARTY: sifi is fake propaganda
[22:07:17] THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMY HOUSE PARTY: made by the bush administration
[22:07:17] Dabir: they've made a real alcubierre drive then? cause I heard it was probably bullshit
[22:07:23] THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMY HOUSE PARTY: to trick you into brushing your teeth
[22:07:30] FUCKING MARCUS: how do you fold 3d space
[22:07:32] THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMY HOUSE PARTY: lol
[22:07:35] ShadowSpectre: gravity
[22:07:40] ShadowSpectre: a shitton of gravity
[22:07:40] FUCKING MARCUS: why gravity
[22:07:43] THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMY HOUSE PARTY: just like you fold a piece of paper
[22:07:43] FUCKING MARCUS: why not any other thing
[22:07:54 | Edited 22:07:57] FUCKING MARCUS: but how are we supposed to survive the trip
[22:07:54] Dabir: because that's how you do it
[22:07:58] THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMY HOUSE PARTY: it's not like folding 3d space is any different than 2d space
[22:07:58] ShadowSpectre: why do I call you flan
[22:07:58] Dabir: we'r enot
[22:08:01] FUCKING MARCUS: if theres so much gravity
[22:08:05] Dabir: why would we be supposed to do anything
[22:08:09] ShadowSpectre: it could be called anything
[22:08:11] Dabir: the world doesn't work like that
[22:08:16] ShadowSpectre: it's still the thing that does it
[22:08:16] THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMY HOUSE PARTY: gravity isn't real
[22:08:19] FUCKING MARCUS: yeah but i mean
[22:08:22] FUCKING MARCUS: why gravity specifically
[22:08:23] Dabir: gravity is like a bowling ball on the bedsheet of space
[22:08:27] ShadowSpectre: how do you mean
[22:08:29] THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMY HOUSE PARTY: gravity is actually a repulsive force
[22:08:32] ShadowSpectre: I don't understand your question
[22:08:35 | Edited 22:08:36] Dabir: no mint that's your mum
[22:08:36] FUCKING MARCUS: why not any other thing
[22:08:38] THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMY HOUSE PARTY: lol
[22:08:39] THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMY HOUSE PARTY: @ dabir
[22:08:41] FUCKING MARCUS: you know
[22:08:42] FUCKING MARCUS: things
[22:08:46] THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMY HOUSE PARTY: my mom generates a shit ton of gravity
[22:08:48] FUCKING MARCUS: why gravity and why light
[22:08:51] ShadowSpectre: gravity is the only infinite-distance working force we know of
[22:09:01] FUCKING MARCUS: why dont we make another one then
[22:09:04] THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMY HOUSE PARTY: lol
[22:09:05] ShadowSpectre: as a result it's the only thing that literally ties everything together
[22:09:10] ShadowSpectre: we don't know how yet
[22:09:17] FUCKING MARCUS: why not
[22:09:17] Dabir: so jedi are just masters of gravity
[22:09:18] THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMY HOUSE PARTY: i'm feeling your gravity from over here
[22:09:21] ShadowSpectre: everything that we have figured out is on the small scale
[22:09:37] FUCKING MARCUS: why dont we just send someone into a black hole
[22:09:40] THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMY HOUSE PARTY: lol
[22:09:41] Dabir: flan are you working up to a massive TTGL reference
[22:09:45] ShadowSpectre: they're really far away
[22:09:48] Dabir: cause you're not allowed to do that
[22:09:49] THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMY HOUSE PARTY: lol
[22:09:50] THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMY HOUSE PARTY: lol
[22:09:51] THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMY HOUSE PARTY: lol
[22:09:51] FUCKING MARCUS: well
[22:09:51] THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMY HOUSE PARTY: lol
[22:09:52] FUCKING MARCUS: fuck