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Re: The UFF Omni-Chat Quote Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2015 1:22 am
by ShadowHunter

Re: The UFF Omni-Chat Quote Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 12:20 pm
by ShadowSpectre
11:14 - ShadowSpectre: CAH British edition:
550 cards (460 White cards and 90 Black cards)
Professionally printed on premium playing cards
Includes game rules and alternate rules, shrink-wrapped in a custom box
Adapted from the American edition to suit your outmoded culture
0% of proceeds will go to Children in Need
11:14 - flan: only 90 blacks?
11:14 - flan: o_O
11:17 - flan: black CARDS
11:17 - flan: I MEANT BLACK CARDS GODDAMNIT
11:17 - flan: I SWEAR I'M NOT RACIST

Re: The UFF Omni-Chat Quote Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2015 3:41 pm
by PureQuestion
flan: i like big dicks in my butt huehuehue

Re: The UFF Omni-Chat Quote Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2015 10:24 pm
by Spriterkid
[21:11:24] David: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/355 ... cksons.png" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; phantasy star solid: the twin jacksons
[21:12:56] Firefox11: Thats much better
[21:13:02] Firefox11: Than the thong
[21:13:09] Firefox11: You get five stars
[21:13:12] David: no it is not
[21:13:24] That Guy Who Changes His Name Too Damn Much: Any moment now he'll go back to wearing it
[21:13:29] David: I would if my game hadn't just crashed
[21:13:36] David: I'm only wearing it because I haven't got a matching costume for woman Jackson yet
[21:13:44] Flan: so buy one
[21:13:48] David: I'm working on that
[21:13:50] David: getting the money
[21:13:57] David: or rather
[21:14:01] David: I would if my game hadn't just crashed
[21:21:01] David: I need something for her that's relatively skimpy to match the speedo, but not ridiculously insubstantial so it looks like I need to be renamed man jacksoff
[21:21:09] David: I'm thinking a pink one-piece
[21:21:22] Flan: >man jacksoff
[21:21:23] Flan: oh
[21:21:24] Flan: my god
[21:21:27] Aquamancia: hahaha
[21:21:29] Spriter: omfg
[21:21:32] Spriter: dabir wins life
[21:21:57] Flan: that is so stupidly perfect
[21:22:05] Aquamancia: best thing I've heard all day
[21:22:15] Flan: dabir there's no escaping this now
[21:22:21] Flan: this is your destiny
[21:22:24] Flan: you are now man jacksoff
[21:22:29] David: no
[21:22:32] David: please no
[21:22:37] Aquamancia: more like yes
[21:22:37] Flan: renamed on skype
[21:22:49] David: nooo

Re: The UFF Omni-Chat Quote Thread

Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 10:38 pm
by AlexMdle
CS&Flan in their natural habitat during m8ing season.

[10:36:55 PM] The Infamous Hat Thief: do you want to go
[10:37:10 PM] Lucy Fir: i will 'ave u m8
[10:37:16 PM] The Infamous Hat Thief: you wanna go m8
[10:37:22 PM] The Infamous Hat Thief: i will m8 you
[10:37:27 PM] Lucy Fir: i will fukkin shank u and ur mum m8

Re: The UFF Omni-Chat Quote Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2015 12:12 am
by AlexMdle
uhhh
[12:09:59 AM] Spriter: p
[12:10:08 AM] flan: - a l a p e - -
0l
sxrzywqvdk
[12:10:15 AM] Spriter: jalapeño
[12:10:22 AM] flan: GODDAMNIT SK
[12:10:25 AM] flan: I HAD PLANNED THIS OUT
[12:10:26 AM] flan: SO THOROUGHLY
[12:10:29 AM] Aquamancia: rekt
[12:10:29 AM] Spriter: 2kool4u
[12:10:31 AM] flan: I WAS GONNA KEEP IT GOING UNTIL
[12:10:32 AM] flan: YOU LOST
[12:10:39 AM] flan: CAUSE YOU WERE MEANT TO SAY n
[12:10:45 AM] flan: AND NOT ñ
[12:10:48 AM] Spriter: 3cool5u
[12:10:50 AM] flan: BUT YOU GUESSED THE WHOLE WORD
[12:10:51 AM] flan: OMG
[12:10:52 AM] Spriter: 4cool6u
[12:10:53 AM] flan: WHY
[12:10:54 AM] flan: WHYYY
[12:10:57 AM] Spriter: 5cool7u
[12:11:07 AM] flan: i have never felt this denied in my life
[12:11:12 AM] flan: it's like my very existence is being questioned

Re: The UFF Omni-Chat Quote Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2015 9:01 am
by ShadowSpectre
2cruel5skool

Re: The UFF Omni-Chat Quote Thread

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 10:44 pm
by Ex-Rumia
Accidental Pwn'ing?

Re: The UFF Omni-Chat Quote Thread

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2015 11:39 am
by ShadowSpectre
[11:37:19] Deadliar: wait and see
[11:37:24] ShadowSpectre: wait and pee
[11:37:33] Deadliar: not that funny
[11:37:36] FUCKING MARCUS: on me
[11:37:37] FUCKING MARCUS: please

Re: The UFF Omni-Chat Quote Thread

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2015 8:18 am
by Deadliar
[11:07:53 PM] Spriter (UFF): oh
[11:07:58 PM] Spriter (UFF): k
[11:09:47 PM] Spriter (UFF): War Divider GAUSS -> T. S. U. (Trifan Strategist Unit) Noether
[11:10:00 PM] Flan (UFF): you could just call it Noether
[11:10:13 PM] Spriter (UFF): gay
[11:10:20 PM] Spriter (UFF): one-name mechs are gay
[11:10:29 PM] Spriter (UFF): or mechsuits
[11:11:31 PM] Flan (UFF): Noether ∞
[11:11:35 PM] Spriter (UFF): get out
[11:11:56 PM] Flan (UFF): Noether Ω
[11:12:09 PM] Spriter (UFF): please stop
[11:12:26 PM] Deadliar: Noether prime
[11:12:31 PM] Flan (UFF): Noether Unicorn
[11:12:37 PM] Spriter (UFF): or i'll call your unit ∫∂flan
[11:12:44 PM] Deadliar: Noether 2
[11:12:48 PM] Deadliar: the etherring
[11:12:48 PM] Spriter (UFF): please
[11:12:48 PM] Spriter (UFF): stop
[11:12:58 PM] Flan (UFF): Noether, Just Energy
[11:13:45 PM] Deadliar: Ethernum
[11:13:54 PM] Deadliar: but because there's no ether its
[11:13:57 PM] Deadliar: Ethernumb
[11:13:59 PM] Spriter (UFF): ./quit
[11:14:14 PM] Flan (UFF): Tengen Toppa Noether Lagann
[11:14:50 PM] Deadliar: naw
[11:15:14 PM] Deadliar: I'm guessing you just have no idea what to call it.
[11:15:18 PM] Deadliar: I don't no ether.
[11:16:51 PM] Flan (UFF): omfg