UFF

: You pick up the whiskey and the gun. Uh, now what?

Drink the whiskey. Can't get worse than it already is.

: It tastes just like it smells. But it keeps you warm.

Examine surroundings by candlelight.

: Oh thank sweet merciful Jesus there are walls. At least you're not in that awful endless dark expanse.

HISTORY HAS AFFORDED US THIS OPPORTUNE OCCASION
TO FORM A NEW FOUNDATION
YOU MUST FIRST TEAR DOWN THE WALLS

Start with that one over there, I think it's looking at us funny.

: The walls are too hard for you or pally. Just too hard.

Attempt to find a secret entrance on the wall while continuing to explore.

Any exploration should be done while remaining close to the wall. If you still have that heart, mark the wall with a bit of blood if you can and do so at regular intervals to set data points.

: You follow along the wall until you finally find something.