UFF

You get bullet spam.

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I insert Fraxy into the vending machine.

Out come the variety of bosses.

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I insert the IRC.

You get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!

I insert the next poster

you get me

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i insert a bomb

You get- *BOOM!!!!!*

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I install a new vending machine and insert the Gunner ship from Jamestown.

You get pieces of the Gunner Ship.

I insert the Bullet Hell Ship.

You get a mashed-together hodgepodge of the Bullet Hell ship and the parts of the Gunner Ship that were still in the machine.

I insert a weed whacker.

You get whacked weed

I insert the said whacked weed

You get weeded whack.

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I insert pie.

you get a cake.

I insert megaman.