UFF

A portal opens, dropping a super-tank, crushing the dish.

Too bad.

ANNIHILATION TIME! ALL WEAPONS FIRE AT NEXT POSTER!

Do you know how to aim?

I think you hit yourself. In THIS universe. Without any alterations in space-time, without aiming at yourself.

I throw this horrendous piece of marksmanship at the next poster.

Somehow, the prediction came true.

I hit myself.

The RS-40 Crawler is completely reduced to mere junk metal.

The RS-39 Continuum adjusts its aim to fire at the next poster, without fail. With backup of the RS-38 Viper, should the target attempt fleeing.

It ended up the cannon's rotation is too slow, thus I'm safe by moving in circles around RS-39 Continuum

I throw the junk metal at next poster

I grab the junk metal and put it in my backpack. I'll craft this into reclaimed metal later.

I throw a pair of smelly socks at the next poster.

bleck! they smell I put on a gas mask, and throw them away and I throw one of my useless shadow weapons at the next poster

I modify it to add charge regen on my L.A.R.
I fire a satellite beam at next poster

I throw Rumia at the next poster.

I ignore Black Heart because of no reaction and throw a chemistry joke at the next poster.