UFF

I'd like to keep my head Zettabyte. Along with the rest of my body. I will try to have some fun here, though, because why wouldn't I?
Thanks though...

Hello.

Hello. Simple, yet perfect in almost any situation.

Finally, someone understands my simplicity!

You sometimes start to understand different people's forum personalities. Some are simple, others overly complicated...I sometimes match their personalities while talking to them.

Kohuded's greetings make people commit suicides due to sensory deprivation.

They have the talent to suck excitement out of sentences even if there is none to be found in the first place.

Urrrrghhhhhh..........

Shush, Alex.

Anyway, hi, CrystalGuard. Welcome to the forums. Enjoy your stay. Don't mind the locals, for all their bark, they don't bite that hard. I still wouldn't want to put my fingers near 'em, though.

AlexMdle: Suicide?!?!

ShadowSceptre: Thanks, but instead of my finger, try a long pole. A few I wouldn't want to go within a kilometre of them.

Yes, suicide.

By bashing their heads on the keyboard.

...'kay...doesn't quite sound like something that would kill you, but whatever...