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With the remains of my power, I summoned my old sword.
We were together for a long time, longer than the time of the universe. I HAD created the sense of time in it, anyways.
However, I wasn't satisfied with my defenses. I was still too weak. I had to get stronger. No god is suited for the life of a mortal.

>Summon a hourglass that will increase in power as I increase in power.

Wondering the landscape with my head in my hands, I forced myself to remember something... then it was as if something clicked in my head. My prized item and weapon, my claymore was gone. without it I was just like everyone else. No longer a wrath, but a mortal. "This won't do at all."

Summon my prized claymore, Geist, and become an intangible being once more.

reintegrate karma sequence: rematearilize the location named after the place, CARDINAL SHAFT 。

Pandi-Freakin-Monium wrote: HP: 8/10
Level: CHUNKY PEANUT-BUTTER SHALL END YOU.

>Eris> Proceed through token-spawned portal to central Discordian layer; rally troops for travel

>Loki> Open small portal; retrieve bag of candy

>Pandimonium> Wait. (Heal)

AlexMdle - 5 wrote:>Dei: Refuse reality's attempt at inhibition.

What portion of the Dei's power survived manages to resist this reality.

A reasonable amount of power returns. +1 to all rolls, max HP increased by 2.

Spriterkid - 3 wrote:>Summon a hourglass that will increase in power as I increase in power.

Eternus summons an hourglass, though instead of increasing in power as Eternus does, the amount of sand in the bottom half represents how much he has, whereas the top half represents how much of his original power is left.

PureQuestion - N/A wrote:The Ultimate Guardian takes the power that came with him and collapses it into a small sphere. A Green Sun. - 2

The Ultimate Guardian selects a nearby tree. With a flash of green light, it is formed into a brilliant stave, the miniature sun sitting atop it. - 5

The Ultimate Guardian's power makes itself known by, once more, exploding in his face. -1 HP

However, it was simply reabsorbed into the Ultimate Guardian's essence, instead of dissapating.

Then, the Ultimate Guardian selects a tree and makes the stave he desires, though it lacks the Green Sun atop it. +Stave of the Green Sun

Ex-Rumia - 1 wrote:Summon my prized claymore, Geist, and become an intangible being once more.

You summon a claymore.

It is embedded in your chest. It's painful. You pull it out. -2 HP. +Bleeding +Claymore

Oh, and you're still tangible. And you might want to fix that hole in your chest.

DualerKombat - 5 wrote:Boost my rolls

You succeed admirably. +2 to your next roll, and a permanent +1 bonus after that.

GARLAND - 4 wrote:reintegrate karma sequence: rematearilize the location named after the place, CARDINAL SHAFT 。

GARLAND rematerializes in CARDINAL SHAFT.

The Game Master has not played Hellsinker and has no idea what CARDINAL SHAFT is.

Other than that, nothing happened.

Pandimonium - N/A wrote:>Eris> Proceed through token-spawned portal to central Discordian layer; rally troops for travel - 1

>Loki> Open small portal; retrieve bag of candy - 3

>Pandimonium> Wait. (Heal) - 5

The portal takes Eris to somewhere completely random in the universe, instead of the intended location. Good job!

Loki opens a small portal and retrieves a single piece of candy instead of a bag. +Candy

Pandimonium re-establishes his hold on chaos, and restores himself. +2 HP.

Fuss and bother... this was a major wound. But at least I had it with me. My weapon, my prized blade. But for now... the bleeding had to stop.

Heal the wound by partially fusing with the blade while boosting my power. And find out just where I am in the Multiverse.