UFF

I throw water, and the bucket that held it, at the next poster's face.

I somehow break time and space to knock said water and bucket on your face.
I launch myself at the next poster.

/sidestep
/arm swing to back of neck into ground
/step into spine to break

So that's how you defend yourself from an assault, girls, I hope you've all taken the appropriate notes. Consider taking up judo.

/throw a glass at the next poster

YOUR WORDS ARE AS EMPTY AS YOUR SO- *break*

GAME OVER PRESS R TO TRY AGAIN

I throw the letter "R" at the next poster.

I reverse time and send it flying into your face.

Since you were quoting IWBTG, you die.

I through IWBTG at the next poster.

Lord English wrote:I through IWBTG at the next poster.

It's throw, dumbass. Lord of a language you can't use.
I throw a week with one meal a day and endless bickering at the next poster.

Why T_T

it's because of the typo isn't it

I throw the typo at the next poster.

That is, ShadowSpectre.

because I intentionally made a typo JUST FOR YOU

TYOPS, TPYOS EVLERYWHARE

I throw the :fail: at next poster

:fail: GET
I wash self in bathroom
I got out of bathroom
I throw NaCl + H2O at next poster

The hidrated salt becomes NaCl . H2O . FaCe .

I throw random articles of clothing at the next poster.