The UFF Omni-Chat Quote Thread

ShadowHunter · Post by **ShadowHunter** » Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:43 pm

[3:27:39 PM] David: http://i.imgur.com/TzNoTfX.jpg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
[3:28:40 PM] Rumia Kuro: I'd hit i-*shot*
[3:28:57 PM] David: I'd hit it
[3:28:58 PM] David: with my hand
[3:29:03 PM] David: to watch how it jiggled
[3:29:07 PM] David: lightly
[3:29:10 PM] David: not abusively just a tap
[3:29:13 PM] David: to get it going
[3:29:50 PM] Rumia Kuro: Behind the ASTOUNDING amount of rolls, they're actually pretty cu-*shot*
[4:09:48 PM] Firefox11:

[5:15:52 PM] Aquamancia: _._
[5:21:46 PM] Garo: .-.
[5:22:37 PM] Evarktryox:

[5:26:16 PM] Aquamancia: |:

._____.

ShadowHunter · Post by **ShadowHunter** » Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:30 pm

[11:56:01 AM] Rumia Kuro: Quick
[11:56:10 AM] Rumia Kuro: 4, 8, or 12?
[11:56:15 AM] John S.: 8
[11:57:38 AM] Spriter: (i hope she's) 12
[11:58:19 AM] Firefox11: 11
[11:58:43 AM] シャドーハンターユニットゼロ: 22
[11:58:58 AM] Firefox11: o=
[11:59:01 AM] Firefox11: Hello person !
[11:59:06 AM] Firefox11: Welcome to this chat thingie
[11:59:18 AM | Edited 11:59:27 AM] Zatsupachi: 44
[12:00:41 PM] シャドーハンターユニットゼロ: 42
[12:00:59 PM] Firefox11: 11? =c
[12:01:07 PM | Edited 12:01:15 PM] シャドーハンターユニットゼロ: 11 11
[12:01:27 PM] Rumia Kuro: Rumia Kuro smacks all of you who went over 12
[12:01:31 PM] Zatsupachi: 13
[12:01:38 PM] John S.: All of the above
[12:01:43 PM] Rumia Kuro: Using 8
[12:02:14 PM] Firefox11: I was below 12 c=
[12:02:28 PM] Rumia Kuro: You didn't get smacked, obviously~
[12:03:26 PM] Firefox11: But you didn't chose 11 =c
[12:03:51 PM] Spriter: [12:01 PM] Rumia Kuro:

<<< Rumia Kuro smacks all of you who went over 12rumia confirmed pedo
[12:04:06 PM] Rumia Kuro: Was asking for number of bullets.
[12:04:12 PM] Zatsupachi: 7000
[12:04:21 PM] John S.: 7001
[12:04:22 PM] Spriter: That moment when trolling
[12:04:24 PM] Rumia Kuro: 8 was put out first, so using that.
[12:04:33 PM] Spriter: That moment when Rumia doesn't get it
[12:04:39 PM] Rumia Kuro: Oh no, I get it
[12:04:43 PM] Rumia Kuro: I'm just ignoring it.
[12:04:47 PM] シャドーハンターユニットゼロ: 9
[12:04:52 PM] Rumia Kuro: ...
[12:04:57 PM] Rumia Kuro: SH you are winrar
[12:05:10 PM] Zatsupachi: 9.5
[12:05:13 PM] John S.: What do I win
[12:05:26 PM] Rumia Kuro: You get an honorable mention in the credits.
[12:05:49 PM] John S.: I expect you to go through with that
[12:06:15 PM] Rumia Kuro: I will~
[12:07:39 PM] Firefox11: Well he proposed QB 9
[12:07:48 PM] Firefox11: So he should get credit everywhere I=
[12:08:46 PM] John S.: I want credit for the invention of sliced bread
[12:08:56 PM] Rumia Kuro: Sorry, that's been taken already.
[12:08:58 PM] Rumia Kuro: Try again.
[12:09:19 PM] John S.: I want credit for the invention/discovery of indoor plumbing
[12:09:29 PM] Rumia Kuro: [1:08 PM] Rumia Kuro:

<<< Sorry, that's been taken already.
Try again.
[12:09:42 PM] John S.: The discovery of Neptune
[12:11:08 PM] Rumia Kuro: [1:08 PM] Rumia Kuro:

<<< Sorry, that's been taken already.
Try again.
[12:11:45 PM] Spriter: brb making Pluto.fed
[12:12:14 PM] Firefox11: You could get credit of the first Quickboss foxboss o=
[12:12:18 PM] Firefox11: If you make one that is
[12:12:19 PM] Firefox11: c=
[12:12:43 PM] John S.: I'll pass
[12:12:52 PM] Rumia Kuro: Snipe
[12:13:08 PM | Edited 12:13:23 PM] Rumia Kuro: Are you making a musical instrument boss? owo
[12:13:18 PM] Firefox11: owo
[12:13:37 PM] John S.: I'm not
[12:13:41 PM] Rumia Kuro: Boo
[12:13:44 PM] Firefox11: Are you making a boss?
[12:13:45 PM] Firefox11: owo
[12:13:52 PM] シャドーハンターユニットゼロ: omo
[12:15:22 PM] John S.: I am
[12:22:38 PM] Firefox11: o=
[12:22:48 PM] Firefox11: Well everyone can have the sexual orientation they want
[12:22:54 PM] Firefox11: You go Snipe =D
[12:24:38 PM] Rumia Kuro: ...?
[12:25:25 PM] Firefox11: [18:13:53] シャドーハンターユニットゼロ: omo
[18:15:24] John S.: I am
[12:25:32 PM] Firefox11: No need to be so close-minded Rumia I=
[12:25:48 PM] Firefox11: [a fox] Have a foxette c=
[12:25:50 PM] Rumia Kuro: I don't... get it?
[12:25:57 PM] Firefox11: It's okay
[12:26:11 PM] Rumia Kuro: Rumia Kuro is somehow missing the point.
[12:26:30 PM] Firefox11: I'm not the only one anymore \ö/

avoiding quadruple post

[5:15:34 PM] *** Nafees has changed the conversation topic to "dickbutt is love, dickbutt is life | Current Topic: AH'LL PUT MAH COCK IN THE OWL" ***
[5:25:31 PM] Garo: ...
[5:27:51 PM] Aquamancia: ss confirmed for owl fucker
[5:31:09 PM] Rumia Kuro: ...
[5:33:35 PM] *** シャドーハンターユニットゼロ has changed the conversation topic to "dickbutt is love, dickbutt is life | Current Topic: owls" ***
[5:35:21 PM] Nafees: YER A WIZARD HARRY
[5:35:36 PM] Nafees: DON'T PUT YOUR DICK IN THE OWL
[5:35:49 PM] Nafees: AH BIN DOWN THAT ROUTE AND IT'S NO' ONE YOU WANNA GO DOWN
[5:36:46 PM] Rumia Kuro: Pffthahaha
[5:36:53 PM] Aquamancia: xD
[5:37:01 PM] Firefox11: .-.

dracmeister · Post by **dracmeister** » Sun Jul 06, 2014 2:48 pm

/late

[6/30/2014 2:51:12 AM] Zatsupachi: On 06/30/2014, at 02:50, John S. wrote:
> Lots of Lube
This wins so much
[6/30/2014 2:51:36 AM] Nafees: oh snipe
[6/30/2014 2:51:42 AM] Nafees: you and your dry sense of humour
[6/30/2014 2:51:42 AM] John S.: I'm not sorry
[6/30/2014 2:51:54 AM] John S.: It's not dry - I just lubed it
[6/30/2014 2:52:13 AM] Zatsupachi: Oooooo

ShadowSpectre · Post by **ShadowSpectre** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 12:27 am

00:25 - Micro skills: What's the biggest problem of a duck with poor oral hygiene?
00:25 - ShadowSpectre: the dental bills
00:25 - Micro skills: Well.
00:25 - Micro skills: Damn.

ShadowSpectre · Post by **ShadowSpectre** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 12:49 am

00:46 - flan: im watching pewdiepie
00:47 - ShadowSpectre: are you self harming now?
00:47 - ShadowSpectre: do you want to talk about it?
00:47 - ShadowSpectre: are you feeling okay?
00:47 - flan: no but the thumbnail had boobs so i found it hard to resist

ShadowSpectre · Post by **ShadowSpectre** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 7:16 pm

flan: it's only hard when you hold it down

ShadowHunter · Post by **ShadowHunter** » Sat Jul 12, 2014 4:45 pm

i seriously thought this should be a quote

[11:35:32 AM] シャドーハンターユニットゼロ: making a video of tbds quickboss for whatever reason
[11:35:38 AM] 4box-sama: So am I
[11:35:43 AM] 4box-sama: so I'll follow I guess
[11:35:54 AM] Zatsupachi: TRY version uploaded and linked.
[11:36:56 AM] シャドーハンターユニットゼロ: dont understand the reason for those invincible options though
[11:37:46 AM | Removed 11:41:11 AM] Zatsupachi: This message has been removed.
[11:37:57 AM] シャドーハンターユニットゼロ: wat
[11:38:28 AM | Removed 11:40:46 AM] Zatsupachi: This message has been removed.
[11:38:37 AM] シャドーハンターユニットゼロ: watt
[11:39:26 AM | Removed 11:40:43 AM] Zatsupachi: This message has been removed.
[11:39:31 AM] シャドーハンターユニットゼロ: wattt
[11:39:56 AM] Zatsupachi: seriously?
[11:40:11 AM] シャドーハンターユニットゼロ: i was talking about tbds quickboss
[11:40:18 AM] Zatsupachi: oh.
[11:40:48 AM] シャドーハンターユニットゼロ: it has invincible options on the static final attack
[11:41:02 AM] Zatsupachi: hm
[11:41:42 AM] Rumia Kuro: Ooh, Aah, dance in smarty-pants.
[11:42:26 AM] シャドーハンターユニットゼロ: watttt
[11:43:23 AM] Dah Gouache: He's still drunk
[11:43:34 AM] シャドーハンターユニットゼロ: k
[11:43:46 AM] Zatsupachi: oh my.

[][][][] · Post by **[][][][]** » Sun Jul 13, 2014 10:40 pm

[4:53:17 AM] Rumia Kuro: Dabir, why are you making you-*shot*
[5:14:32 AM | Edited 5:14:49 AM] Evarktryox: Is Noise Bullova any good?
[5:16:39 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: gon be penalty shoot
[5:16:59 AM] Evarktryox: that's probably what will happen
[5:17:19 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: argentina will win
[5:19:24 AM] ignisvulpesxi: =c
[5:25:10 AM] AlexMdle: Loud as fuck commotion outside.
[5:25:16 AM] AlexMdle: I assume Germany won
[5:25:22 AM] ignisvulpesxi: Dunno
[5:25:24 AM] ignisvulpesxi: Yep
[5:25:25 AM] Garo: hialex
[5:25:31 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: fuk
[5:25:34 AM] ignisvulpesxi: Radio is 1~2min late
[5:25:38 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: fuk
[5:25:40 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: fuk fuk fuk
[5:25:40 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: fuk
[5:25:42 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: fuk
[5:25:43 AM] ignisvulpesxi: I heard people screaming outside too
[5:25:49 AM] ignisvulpesxi: What's the problem CS ? =c
[5:25:52 AM] Garo: i hear nobody screaming outside
[5:25:55 AM] Garo: good
[5:25:59 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: argentina plox score
[5:26:33 AM] ignisvulpesxi: Are you afraid of Nazi supremacy? =c
[5:26:37 AM] Evarktryox: Germany scored
[5:26:44 AM] Spriter: [5:25 AM] AlexMdle:

<<< Loud as fuck commotion outside.
I assume Germany wonwow alex
[5:26:46 AM] Evarktryox: so... Guess Germany will probably win now
[5:26:47 AM] Spriter: nice interest
[5:26:51 AM] ignisvulpesxi: 5 min left
[5:26:53 AM] ignisvulpesxi: So yeah
[5:26:57 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: yeah
[5:27:04 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: germany won
[5:27:05 AM] ignisvulpesxi: Argentina kind of are in a hurry now
[5:27:12 AM] Spriter: "kind of".
[5:28:22 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: oh my god argentina pull your shit together qq
[5:29:38 AM] Spriter: rofl
[5:29:43 AM] Spriter: get rekt
[5:30:01 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: fuk u
[5:30:13 AM | Edited 5:30:23 AM] Aquamancia: [ ] not rekt [X] rekt
[5:30:24 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: fuk u 2
[5:30:26 AM] Aquamancia: <3
[5:30:31 AM] Spriter: <3
[5:30:35 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: fuk both of you
[5:30:41 AM] ignisvulpesxi: cs =<
[5:30:44 AM | Edited 5:30:45 AM] ignisvulpesxi: It's okay
[5:30:59 AM] Garo: why care so much about soccer idgi
[5:31:04 AM] ignisvulpesxi: ignisvulpesxi shrug
[5:31:08 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: football
[5:31:10 AM] ignisvulpesxi: It's an important event
[5:31:24 AM] Garo: [5:31 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief:

<<< footballpiłka nożna
[5:31:24 AM] Garo: :v
[5:31:40 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: ok argentina
[5:31:46 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: almost
[5:31:48 AM] ignisvulpesxi: !!!
[5:31:49 AM] ignisvulpesxi: http://d3dsacqprgcsqh.cloudfront.net/ph ... N_460s.jpg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
[5:31:49 AM] Aquamancia: that one sport that has at least two names :v
[5:31:55 AM] ignisvulpesxi: brushie brushie brushie
[5:32:00 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: soccer for the heathens
[5:32:22 AM] Garo: hnng
[5:32:22 AM] Aquamancia: world cup*
[5:32:24 AM] Garo: bats are cute
[5:32:25 AM] Aquamancia: :>
[5:32:35 AM] Spriter: it's football
[5:32:49 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: qq
[5:32:51 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: qqqq
[5:32:53 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: qqqqqq
[5:32:58 AM] Aquamancia: get shrekt
[5:33:05 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: its not funi
[5:33:08 AM] Aquamancia: yes it is
[5:33:09 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: this is importent
[5:33:29 AM] Aquamancia: but seriously, football makes more sense than soccer :x
[5:33:47 AM] ignisvulpesxi: Why?
[5:33:55 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: because foot and ball
[5:33:56 AM] ignisvulpesxi: Would you prefer to have football and handmelon?
[5:34:03 AM] Aquamancia: [5:33 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief:

<<< because foot and ballyes
[5:34:04 AM] ignisvulpesxi: =x
[5:34:17 AM] Garo: it's piłka nożna
[5:34:20 AM] Garo: in polish anyway
[5:35:58 AM] ignisvulpesxi: Fútbol
[5:35:59 AM] ignisvulpesxi: c=
[5:36:11 AM] AlexMdle: Aaaand.
[5:36:12 AM] ignisvulpesxi: Or in a more arcaic way
[5:36:15 AM] ignisvulpesxi: Balónpie
[5:36:15 AM] Garo: sounds like football
[5:36:16 AM] AlexMdle: I guess they just did.
[5:36:18 AM] ignisvulpesxi: Yep
[5:36:18 AM] Spriter: Germany wins gg no re
[5:36:20 AM] Garo: and ballon pie
[5:36:21 AM] ignisvulpesxi: @Alex
[5:36:22 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: fuk
[5:36:24 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: fuk fuk fuk
[5:36:26 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: fuk fuk fuk fuk
[5:36:28 AM] ignisvulpesxi: Congrats Alex ! =D
[5:36:28 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: fuk yu
[5:36:30 AM] ignisvulpesxi: Sorry CS =<
[5:36:33 AM] Aquamancia: lel
[5:36:38 AM] Garo: in poland it would literally translate to ball foot
[5:36:38 AM] ignisvulpesxi: ignisvulpesxi hug CS
[5:38:13 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: guh
[5:38:18 AM] ignisvulpesxi: =c
[5:38:28 AM] ignisvulpesxi: Anyways y'all should go to bed youngins
[5:38:34 AM] ignisvulpesxi: Night night
[5:38:35 AM] The Infamous Hat Thief: no

mmxpert · Post by **mmxpert** » Mon Jul 14, 2014 9:22 am

You know what football is?

Its a bunch of guys running after one ball, because they don't have one.

[Alex edit]: This joke is aggressively bad. Never do this again.

ShadowSpectre · Post by **ShadowSpectre** » Tue Jul 15, 2014 7:20 pm

flan : gonna talk more about garo's thing with him later

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