The UFF Omni-Chat Quote Thread

[mmxpert]

Oh look snow leopards

[ShadowSpectre]

[16:38:10] coronaa: also zoos are fucking horrible
[16:38:20] Nafees: yes
[16:38:21] coronaa: they should be illegal
[16:38:31] coronaa: the concept is ridiculously cruel
[16:38:59] coronaa: and that isn't even my fear of being trapped talking
[16:39:06] Garo: did you
[16:39:09] Garo: go to one
[16:39:12] coronaa: no
[16:39:14] Garo: and feed peanuts
[16:39:15] coronaa: i just saw a video
[16:39:17] coronaa: and realised
[16:39:23] coronaa: that really its kind of disgusting
[16:39:24] Nafees: [16:38] coronaa:

<<< and that isn't even my fear of being trapped talkingyou should run trap jammer, bro
[16:39:31] coronaa: omfg
[16:39:32] Garo: or join PETA
[16:39:47] Spriter: zoos also make animals weaker when they have to be released
[16:39:51] Spriter: and most don't make it
[16:39:52] coronaa: pso2 updatinnng
[16:39:56] Spriter: for once i agree with hyphen
[16:40:02] AlexMdle: [16:27] coronaa:

<<< [1:08 PM] AlexMdle:

<<< Otherwise minisentries would never exist in the first place.minisentries are a bad thing o_oThats the point.
[16:40:12] Spriter: while i like going to zoos and see the shows, they're horrible most of the time
[16:40:19] coronaa: minisentries werent made when the game started
[16:40:28] Spriter: some are helpful to certain endangered species though
[16:40:30] Garo: what's a minisentry
[16:40:35] Nafees: zoos ought to be conservation areas for those endangered species
[16:40:36] coronaa: i totally approve of like
[16:40:40] Nafees: except the giant panda
[16:40:41] coronaa: yes
[16:40:44] coronaa: yes ss
[16:40:46] Nafees: giant pandas can fucking die
[16:40:49] coronaa: why not the giant panda
[16:40:50] coronaa: pandas are cool
[16:40:55] Spriter: giant pandas are fine
[16:40:56] Nafees: fertile for three days a year
[16:41:02] Nafees: literally fucking programmed for extinction
[16:41:20] Nafees: bear one cub
[16:41:28] Nafees: 50/50 on whether or not the mother rejects it
[16:41:29] coronaa: :s
[16:41:34] Garo: I just have Dodo Birds in mind
[16:41:39] Garo: the stereotypical ones
[16:41:43] Nafees: dodos shouldn't have died
[16:41:52] Nafees: dodos were killed off
[16:41:57] coronaa: they still exist
[16:41:59] Nafees: pandas just beg for it
[16:42:01] Garo: hey, it's not their fault
[16:42:07] coronaa: dodos arent extinct
[16:42:37] Spriter: "If a Machine-Type monster you control is attacked, before the Damage Step you can banish this card from your hand; destroy the attacking monster and inflict damage to your opponent equal to the attacked monster's ATK."
[16:42:38] Garo: what do you mean
[16:42:46] Garo: do we hace one standing here
[16:42:50] Garo: have*
[16:42:50] Nafees: is that
[16:42:50] Spriter: [16:41] Nafees:

<<< dodos shouldn't have died
dodos were killed off^
[16:42:55] Spriter: and yes dodos are extinct
[16:42:55] Nafees: is that an rfp honest for machines
[16:43:03] Nafees: oh
[16:43:04] Nafees: nvm
[16:43:07] Nafees: read wrong
[16:43:08] Spriter: no you derp
[16:43:09] coronaa: they arent
[16:43:13] Spriter: what
[16:43:14] Spriter: proof
[16:43:26] coronaa: its a conspiracy by the government designed to make us believe in satan
[16:43:29] Spriter: ...
[16:43:30] Spriter: o u
[16:43:31] Spriter: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodo" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
[16:43:40] Nafees: dodon't go there
[16:43:41] Spriter: "The Dodo (Raphus cucullatus) is an extinct flightless bird that was endemic to the island of Mauritius, east of Madagascar in the Indian Ocean."
[16:43:45] coronaa: wikipedia is evidence put there by the devil gto OMGGF
[16:43:46] Spriter: damnit ss
[16:43:47] coronaa: OMFG SS
[16:43:48] coronaa: YES
[16:43:54] Spriter: don't start this pun contest again
[16:43:58] Spriter: i cat take it anymore
[16:43:59] Nafees: why not
[16:44:05] Nafees: you shouldlike totally do it
[16:44:11] Nafees: you're a duck to water with puns
[16:44:19] Spriter: ss pls no
[16:44:21] coronaa: sk just can't bear witnessing such atrocities
[16:44:23] Nafees: BIRDS
[16:44:24] Spriter: don't awaken my pun self
[16:44:24] Nafees: OF
[16:44:24] Nafees: A
[16:44:26] Nafees: FEATHER
[16:44:28] Nafees: STICK
[16:44:29] Spriter: DON'T YOU DEER
[16:44:30] Nafees: TOGETHER
[16:44:31] Spriter: GOD DAMNIT SS
[16:44:42] Nafees: can't help being fly
[16:44:49] Spriter: now look what you've done
[16:44:52] Nafees: dodone
[16:44:55] Spriter: I was gonna chicken out
[16:45:11] coronaa: sk SS isn't just going to panda to your needs by not starting a contest
[16:45:13] Spriter: but your puns are so fowl that i cuckoouldn't resist any longer
[16:45:15] Nafees: you have nothing to crow about
[16:45:26] Nafees: flan, he can't bear losing
[16:45:29] Nafees: 8D
[16:45:40] coronaa: but i already used bear
[16:45:41] Spriter: that pun's been done
[16:45:52] Nafees: has it
[16:45:55] Nafees: oh, flan used it
[16:45:56] Nafees: kk
[16:46:00] Spriter: no monkey business please
[16:46:25 | Edited 16:46:35] Nafees: wish flan wouldn't creep up on me
[16:46:29] Nafees: with gorilla tactics
[16:46:39] Spriter: i know that to orangotango it takes two
[16:46:47] Spriter: (sp?)
[16:47:01] Nafees: yes but you need an expert to chimprove
[16:47:04] Spriter: i dunno i never used that word in english lol
[16:47:07] coronaa: awesome, 2 lessons tomorrow then lunch and tutor time and I can fuck off straight back home
[16:47:22] Nafees: tutor time?
[16:47:25] Nafees: does he touch you?
[16:47:26] Nafees:
[16:47:29] coronaa: tutor time / form time
[16:47:40] Nafees: your FORM joins in?
[16:47:42] Nafees: O_O
[16:47:42] coronaa: like registration and stuff
[16:47:44] coronaa: ...........
[16:47:49] Nafees: you need to stand up for yourself, flan
[16:47:51] coronaa: naff off ya dozey cunt
[16:47:58] Nafees: you're a beautiful boy
[16:47:59] Spriter: ss
[16:48:04] Nafees: and don't need to stand for their shit
[16:48:07] Spriter: quit being a lazy sloth and make some more puns
[16:48:08] Nafees: tell someone
[16:48:23] Spriter: or i'll dolphinish it
[16:48:38] Nafees: wait for it, man, I'm a little busy fucking your mamma-l
[16:48:46] Garo: Eggcelent, now we can all eagle it out with the horrible half-jacked flocks of puns
[16:48:58] Spriter: ...oh feck no
[16:49:12] Nafees: ewe see what I did there
[16:49:25] Garo: ss did a cat face
[16:49:37] Nafees: ^w^
[16:49:43] Spriter: my god ewe guys
[16:49:52] Garo: you've cat to be kitten me
[16:49:55] Nafees: that was woolly
[16:49:56] Spriter: i know i'm a little sheepish but come on
[16:50:02] Nafees: are you sure
[16:50:05] Nafees: you understand
[16:50:08] Nafees: the RAMIFICATIONS
[16:50:08] Spriter: cat me some slack
[16:50:11] Nafees: OF WHAT YOU'RE DOING
[16:50:20] Spriter: a good pun doesn't need caps
[16:50:39] Nafees: it was for dramatic effect
[16:50:48] Nafees: because let's be honest
[16:50:50] Spriter: now be a deer and fetch me my book
[16:50:53] Garo: no but you'd use a trim or two ss, you seem a little hedgehog-y
[16:50:59] Nafees: I
[16:51:01] Nafees: garo
[16:51:03] Nafees: what are you doing
[16:51:12] Garo: Me? I'm being a sloth.
[16:51:15] Spriter: he's lion to you
[16:51:19] Spriter: run
[16:51:21 | Edited 16:51:31] Nafees: gdi was about to use that
[16:51:23] Nafees: you cheetah
[16:51:34] Nafees: bloody magpie
[16:51:54] Garo: Don't worry tiger, better luck next time.
[16:52:06] Spriter: those puns are irrelephant because-
[16:52:10] Spriter: don't be rood garo
[16:52:18] Nafees: mouset of them are alright
[16:52:44] coronaa: i think im going to die
[16:52:46] coronaa: this is awful
[16:52:54] Nafees: *heehawwwwful
[16:53:00] coronaa: how can you make so many bad puns so quickly
[16:53:07] Nafees: it's what us asses do best
[16:53:12] Spriter: don't be an ass hyphen, you carr- DAMNIT SS
[16:53:16] Nafees: 8D
[16:53:20] Spriter: ffff
[16:53:24] Nafees: don't have a cow, man
[16:53:30] Spriter: okay that's it
[16:53:37] Spriter: Spriter fetches wikipedia's list of animals
[16:53:38] Nafees: bullshit that's it
[16:53:42] coronaa: or maybe i'll just kill you all
[16:53:49] Nafees: what's your beef, flan
[16:53:51] coronaa: mayfly god have mercy on your souls
[16:53:53] Spriter: It's gamecock time
[16:54:20] Spriter: hen you notice how many puns i made in a row, you're too late
[16:54:33] Nafees: you're using a list
[16:54:38] Spriter: but i'm not
[16:54:40] Nafees: I call your bluff
[16:54:55] Spriter: i fowld
[16:55:08] Nafees: lamb to my slaughter
[16:55:11] Nafees: come to me
[16:55:13] coronaa: man
[16:55:17] Nafees: OH
[16:55:18 | Edited 16:55:39] coronaa: i was sure youd raise the steaks
[16:55:18] Nafees: OH
[16:55:40] Spriter: be a human and make better puns
[16:55:40] Nafees: it's too soufflé-te for that
[16:55:54] Spriter: i thought we were making animal puns?
[16:55:56] Nafees: food for thought
[16:55:59] Nafees:
[16:56:02] Spriter: son of a
[16:56:03] coronaa: haha
[16:56:20] Spriter: i
[16:56:24] Spriter: my body cannot even right now
[16:56:29] Nafees: that's what she said
[16:56:44] Spriter: ...
[16:56:46 | Edited 16:56:49] Spriter: Spriter smack ss
[16:56:55] coronaa: read that was smack sex
[16:56:57] Nafees: so did I
[16:57:02] Nafees: not into you, SK, man
[16:57:06] Nafees:
[16:57:10] Spriter: can't even add an x accidentally
[16:57:12] coronaa: so
[16:57:16] Spriter: without someone reading it as sex
[16:57:18] Nafees: x-identally
[16:57:24] Spriter: ...
[16:57:24] coronaa: my friend has a norwegian friend
[16:57:26] *** Spriter removed Nafees from this conversation. ***

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[17:01:49 | Edited 17:01:50] coronaa: pso2 updated fast
[17:02:36] Nafees: it's linked to how fast you are in bed
[17:02:47] Nafees: makes sense
[17:03:19] coronaa: if I was any slower I wouldn't be able to please all 9 of my wives
[17:04:17] Nafees: 8
[17:04:22] Nafees: and a husband
[17:04:30] coronaa: ...
[17:04:43] Nafees: sorry, man
[17:04:48 | Edited 17:04:51] Nafees: len is a guy
[17:04:54] coronaa: omfg
[17:05:13] Nafees: I'm on a roll today
[17:05:26] Nafees: I should get off your mother
[17:05:27] coronaa: i hope you roll down a hill and die
[17:05:29] Nafees: man she's fat
[17:05:37] Aquamancia: and this is what I walk into
[17:05:45] coronaa: wow you just ruined it
[17:05:50 | Edited 17:06:08] coronaa: mum jokes aren't funny
[17:06:02] Nafees: [17:05] coronaa:

<<< mum jokes are funny
you heard it here first
[17:06:23] coronaa: shut up i was picking my nose with one hand and typing with the other
[17:06:34] Nafees: that's a weird spelling of wanking
[17:06:36] coronaa: i deliberately avoided just saying 'shut up i was typing with one hand'
[17:06:37] Nafees: never seen that before
[17:06:42] coronaa: just to avoid that joke
[17:06:44] coronaa: you fuck
[17:06:52] Nafees: yes I do
[17:06:58] Nafees: your mother, SK's mother
[17:07:02] Nafees: you know
[17:07:09] Nafees: paid work
[17:07:36] coronaa: this isn't even funny
[17:07:49] coronaa: i literally just feel like you got your massive cock out and rammed it right up my ass
[17:07:57] coronaa: that is how hard you are fucking me right now

[ShadowHunter]

[11:34:18 AM] faget: brb reading about gangrape in india
[11:37:05 AM] faget: pewdiepie
[11:37:08 AM] faget: poodiepie
[11:37:10 AM] faget: poodeepie
[11:37:15 AM] faget: poodeepy
[11:37:17 AM] faget: poo deepy
[11:37:26 AM] Aquamancia: poopie pie
[11:37:30 AM] Spriter: poo deeply
[11:37:34 AM] faget: poopie poo
[11:37:38 AM] faget: poopoopoo
[11:37:53 AM] Aquamancia: poopoopoo-poopoo-poopoopoo
[11:38:04 AM] faget: poooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[11:42:22 AM] David: po-popo po po-popo

[Spriterkid]

[15:46:36] Hyphen: sk are you an retard
hurr

[The Phantom]

[15:50:49] Rumia Kuro: YES!
[15:51:16] Rumia Kuro: Finally!
[15:51:24] Rumia Kuro: Thank you Hyphen.

Pics or it didn't happen.

[mmxpert]

[10:06:28] Garo: ...And let's not readd him.
[10:06:30] Garo: Ever.

If you'd not make shit up while you quote, that'd be nice.

[mmxpert]

He's your admin too n1gga

[Garoslaw]

coronaa is too sexy for anyone anyway

[Spriterkid]

[17:06:14] David: april fool's you
[17:06:16] David: you
[17:06:18] David: double nigger

[17:51:02] Hyphen:
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c==3 ﾚ　ノ　　 ヽ_つ
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[17:54:23] Hyphen: i just found the best video
[17:55:00] Hyphen: oh
[17:55:01] Hyphen: oh my god
[17:56:34] Spriter: [17:51] Hyphen:

<<<
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　　 ＼( ° ͜ʖ ͡° )
　　　 >　⌒ヽ
　　　/ 　 へ＼
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c==3 ﾚ　ノ　　 ヽ_つ
　　/　/
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　|　|、＼
　| 丿 ＼ ⌒)
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`ノ )　　Lﾉ
(_／
what
[17:56:41] Hyphen: yes

[AlexMdle]