Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
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Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
USE FUNDS FROM TERMINATOR MOVIE TO FINANCE SUPERIOR MECHA ANIME THAT MAKES FLAN'S LOOK LIKE SHIT. (well, a worse shit than he already is)
ADDITIONALLY, BECOME HOMO-TECHNUS - THE ANTI-FEMINIST CYBORG OVERLORD AND SWORN ENEMY OF MAGICAL GIRLS, AND BEGIN MAKING ROBOTIC ARMY.
ADDITIONALLY, BECOME HOMO-TECHNUS - THE ANTI-FEMINIST CYBORG OVERLORD AND SWORN ENEMY OF MAGICAL GIRLS, AND BEGIN MAKING ROBOTIC ARMY.
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Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
PONDER HARDER. HARDER THAN YOU HAVE EVER PONDERED BEFORE.
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Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
I HUNT FOR REANIMATED SKELETONS
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Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
SPROUT SIX WINGS MADE OF GREEN ENERGY KNOWN AS "ZETA". USE MY WINGS TO FLY UP INTO THE SKY.
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Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
ONE DAY, WHEN THEY LEAST EXPECT IT, HAVE SEX WITH EVERYONE *TAKEI LAUGH*
I LOVE SWEATY RTD PLAYERS
I LOVE SWEATY RTD PLAYERS
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Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
what the hell was with this die
ANYWAYS. YOU ARE NOW ON THE NEW ROOF.
THE LAST PERSON ALIVE ON THIS FLOOR SAVE YOURSELF EYES YOU NERVOUSLY.
AS A SURGEON.
MIGHT AS WELL NOT EXIST IN THE SLIGHTEST.
THANK GOD THEY'RE ACTUALLY JUST A BUNCH OF ROBOTS UNDER YOUR CONTROL.
OKAY LETS STOP THERE. POSTS HAVE A CHARACTER LIMIT AFTER ALL.
YOU FIND AN ARMY OF SKELETONS.
SOME NECROMANCER DECIDED TO REANIMATE AN ENTIRE CITY'S WORTH OF SKELETONS. LITERALLY. EVERY SINGLE ONE IN THE CITY THAT WASN'T ACTUALLY PART OF SOMEONE ALIVE.
HE GREETS YOU. SEEMS LIKE AN ALRIGHT GUY, ACTUALLY. EXCEPT FOR THE WHOLE ARMY OF THE DEAD THING.
YOU TAKE A RUNNING JUMP OFF THE EDGE OF A BUILDING AND TRY TO FLY.
YOU FLY FOR A MOMENT.
THE GROUND SEEMS TO BE COMING UP PRETTY FAST.
SPECIFICALLY, YOU'RE MISSING YOUR LOWER HALF NOW.
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
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SnipeHeart - Surgeon.
flan - Ignored by everyone.
Deadliar - Robotic mecha anime overlord.
Aquamancia - Metaponder.
TheMMM - Chatting up a necromancer.
Jayeon - Falling.
ShadowSpectre - Missing lower body (including genitals)
YOU THROW AWAY THE TOP PART OF THE BUILDING, HURLING IT (AND EVERYONE IN IT) INTO THE SUN. IT'LL TAKE SOME TIME TO GET THERE THOUGH. UNLESS YOU THOUGHT THE SUN ORBITED THE EARTH.Xeilumardrox - 5 wrote:THROW THE TOP PART OF THE BUILDING AWAY. PREFERABLY INTO THE SUN. LET THIS BE THE NEW ROOF OF THE BUILDING.
ANYWAYS. YOU ARE NOW ON THE NEW ROOF.
THE LAST PERSON ALIVE ON THIS FLOOR SAVE YOURSELF EYES YOU NERVOUSLY.
YOU END UP SUBMITTING YOUR RESUME TO THE WRONG COMPANY, AND END UP GETTING HIRED.SnipeHeart - 1 wrote:DO YOU FEAR ME, LIFE? DON'T CROSS ME AGAIN.
CONTENT. I TAKE UP THE ROLL AS DEATH'S REPLACEMENT BY SUBMITTING MY RESUME.
AS A SURGEON.
THE WORLD SEEMS TO NOT GIVE A SHIT. THEY DON'T LISTEN TO IT. THEY DON'T LIKE IT. THEY DON'T HATE IT.flan - 1 wrote:I GIFT THE WORLD WITH WONDERFUL BLESSINGS.
OF SONG.
SHITTY J-POP, SPECIFICALLY.
MIGHT AS WELL NOT EXIST IN THE SLIGHTEST.
YOU END UP MAKING MECHA ANIME. IT'S A FUCKING MASTERPIECE. IT MAKES EVERY OTHER ANIME OUT THERE LOOK LIKE SHIT. IT'S SUCH A MASTERPIECE THAT ELEMENTS OF IT BLEED OVER INTO REALITY FROM FICTION - SPECIFICALLY, ONE FACTION WITHIN IT, AND THEY RECOGNIZE YOU AS THEIR CREATOR, OFFERING YOU THEIR LOYALTY AND TECHNOLOGY.Deadliar - 5 wrote:USE FUNDS FROM TERMINATOR MOVIE TO FINANCE SUPERIOR MECHA ANIME THAT MAKES FLAN'S LOOK LIKE SHIT. (well, a worse shit than he already is)
ADDITIONALLY, BECOME HOMO-TECHNUS - THE ANTI-FEMINIST CYBORG OVERLORD AND SWORN ENEMY OF MAGICAL GIRLS, AND BEGIN MAKING ROBOTIC ARMY.
THANK GOD THEY'RE ACTUALLY JUST A BUNCH OF ROBOTS UNDER YOUR CONTROL.
YOU PONDER SO HARD THAT YOU END UP PONDERING THE ACT OF PONDERING THE ACT OF PONDERING THE ACT OF PONDERING THE ACT OF...Aquamancia - 5 wrote:PONDER HARDER. HARDER THAN YOU HAVE EVER PONDERED BEFORE.
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OKAY LETS STOP THERE. POSTS HAVE A CHARACTER LIMIT AFTER ALL.
YOU FIND SKELETONS.TheMMM - 5 wrote:I HUNT FOR REANIMATED SKELETONS
YOU FIND AN ARMY OF SKELETONS.
SOME NECROMANCER DECIDED TO REANIMATE AN ENTIRE CITY'S WORTH OF SKELETONS. LITERALLY. EVERY SINGLE ONE IN THE CITY THAT WASN'T ACTUALLY PART OF SOMEONE ALIVE.
HE GREETS YOU. SEEMS LIKE AN ALRIGHT GUY, ACTUALLY. EXCEPT FOR THE WHOLE ARMY OF THE DEAD THING.
YOU SPROUT ZERO WINGS MADE OF GREEN ENERGY KNOWN AS "ZETA" BUT PRETEND YOU HAVE THEM ANYWAYS.Jayeon - 1 wrote:SPROUT SIX WINGS MADE OF GREEN ENERGY KNOWN AS "ZETA". USE MY WINGS TO FLY UP INTO THE SKY.
YOU TAKE A RUNNING JUMP OFF THE EDGE OF A BUILDING AND TRY TO FLY.
YOU FLY FOR A MOMENT.
THE GROUND SEEMS TO BE COMING UP PRETTY FAST.
UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU, THE DAY BEFORE YOUR MASTER PLAN WOULD BE ENACTED, SOME GODDAMN PSYCHOPATH WITH A SWORD RUNS BY YOU AND SLICES YOU IN HALF.ShadowSpectre - 1 wrote:ONE DAY, WHEN THEY LEAST EXPECT IT, HAVE SEX WITH EVERYONE *TAKEI LAUGH*
I LOVE SWEATY RTD PLAYERS
SPECIFICALLY, YOU'RE MISSING YOUR LOWER HALF NOW.
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
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Xeilumardrox - On the roof of a building. Can fly.
SnipeHeart - Surgeon.
flan - Ignored by everyone.
Deadliar - Robotic mecha anime overlord.
Aquamancia - Metaponder.
TheMMM - Chatting up a necromancer.
Jayeon - Falling.
ShadowSpectre - Missing lower body (including genitals)
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Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
MAGICALLY GAIN TELEKINETIC POWERS AND TELEKINETICALLY STOP THE FLYING BUILDING PART RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE SUN (WHAT THE HUMAN EYE CAN SEE OF IT). USE IT TO CREATE A RECTANGULAR FAKE SOLAR ECLIPSE.
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Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
"GEE, THIS SURE WAS THOUGHT THROUGH PRETTY WELL," I NOTE SARCASTICALLY.
TRY TO FIND SOMETHING DECENT TO LAND ON EVEN THOUGH I'LL PROBABLY STILL END UP DYING OR AT LEAST GETTING SEVERELY INJURED.
TRY TO FIND SOMETHING DECENT TO LAND ON EVEN THOUGH I'LL PROBABLY STILL END UP DYING OR AT LEAST GETTING SEVERELY INJURED.
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Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
USE DEATH'S CORPSE. RESSURECT IT AS MECHA-DEATH AND ALSO CONSTRUCT THE FOUR TROMBEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE.
ALSO, SEND A BOT TO CATCH JAYEON, THEN ASSIMILATE HIM.
ALSO, SEND A BOT TO CATCH JAYEON, THEN ASSIMILATE HIM.
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Re: Minimalistic Roll to Dodge
UNFUCK MYSELF FROM HALFNESS TOUT SUITE
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